Dad bods. Good times. Zero premise.

The story, such as it is

There is no premise. That's the premise.

Welcome to Butts and Guts! We are thrilled to have you here.

Let's address the elephant in the room right away: you were likely lied to. Whoever sent you this link probably swore on their life that we are an elite tactical unit that defends women's honor at bachelorette parties. Or maybe they convinced you that we pay people to travel the world to party, or that they were there as a brand ambassador... We deeply apologize for the incoming heartbreak, but your global jet-setting career is officially on hold.

Instead, you have successfully found the mothership of dad bods, glorious bellies and drinking with friends. While we are proudly geared toward celebrating the peak male athletic form, we also heartily welcome the women who love, tolerate or possess their own appreciation for a glorious gut and a buttcrack that refuses to be unseen.

The good news? The onboarding is over, you are in! You survived the prank. Now it is officially your turn to repay the favor! You should claim every event, wedding and big vacation as something Butts and Guts has put on, and that you're being PAID to be there!

Pour yourself a drink, unbutton that top button, crack a beer, wash it down with a mixed drink and make yourself at home!

• Good times
• Camaraderie
• Celebration
• Naps